Sometimes I don't want to be mum.
Tonight I want to stay up late, be irresponsible, not set the breakfast table or make the packed lunches. I don't want to put the dogs out or polish the shoes. I want to eat chocolate biscuits and watch a rubbishy movie. Unfortunately, regardless of what I do or don't do I still have to get up at 6.15am sort the kids out and get my chunky ass out of the house in time to pay for the privilege of sniffing someone's sweaty armpit whilst listing to their delightful tinny version of 'ooh lapa looma blanca' on the bus of doom. I occasionally take revenge by carrying my mug of coffee to work and dripping its contents surreptitiously onto the offender's shoes. It's my little bit of yang.
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boring bit
- Witsend
- I work for The Man. It's classified which means it's so boring that you’re protected by a veil of secrecy. I find city life fascinating, because I come from a town of 5000 inhabitants who all knew each other & clipped each other's kids round the ear (not pc but not much knife crime either, not unless you count the time a boy - so naughty that he was addressed by his full name - carved the word 'fuk' into a tree up the road. You'd think if someone goes to such effort they'd check the spelling first. Let's hope he's not a tattooist now.) Now I live in a city of a million & plenty of knife crime. I've got four kids, two of them have left home & I'm working on the other two. I'm married to the Adrenaline Junkie who’s a musician. This means we’re broke so I sent his ass out to drive lorries. He doesn't eat Yorkies or wear check shirts, much to my chagrin. In his defense he does yoga in his boxer shorts. I'm also a musician, though the Junkie asserts that I'm not a real one because I’ve been known to perform cover versions. I love cooking & eating. I'm better at the latter which is why I never exercise in my underwear.
ring o ring o roses
people who don't realise they could be playing bingo instead
for the days that i'm boring
thingumyjigs
little fluffy chicks
2 comments:
I know that feeling so well and it's so well put. Now you've got a follower; you'll have to blog a bit.
Thank you Eddy. Glad you came by. :)
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